in-pulsion

Les chansons faites pour noël, Une tradition aux USA, tous les artistes américains ont fait des chansons spécialement fait pour noël !! Elles parlent d’amour, d’amité, de famille, d’amis, de partage, etc… « Noël, noël, joyeux Noël bon baiser de Fort de France » ! Aujourd’hui, Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg ne dérogent pas à cette tradition. Mais cette fois-ci, le sujet : le cadeau idéal pour votre future petite-amie, votre petite amie, voir ex-petite amie.

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Pour ceux qui ne connaissent pas, ce sont des vidéos faites par SNL Digital Short dans lesquelles des stars se parodient eux-même… Une vidéo marrante celle de Nathalie Portman.

PS : Pour ceux qui n’ont pas le son, lire la suite du post..

Les paroles :
hey girl
i got something real important to give you
so just sit down
and listen

girl you know we’ve been together
such a long long time (such a long time)
now i’m ready to lay it on the line
well you know it’s christmas
and my heart is open wide (open wide)
gonna give you something
so you know what’s on my mind (what is on my mind)
a gift real special
so take off the top
take a look inside
it’s my dick in a box (dick in a box)

not gonna get you a diamond ring
that sort of gift don’t mean anything
not gonna get you a fancy car
girl you gotta know you’re my shining star
not gonna get you a house in the hills
a girl like you needs something real
wanna get you something from the heart
something special girl
it’s my dick in a box (my dick in a box babe)
it’s my dick in a box (my dick in a box girl)

see i’m wise enough to know when a gift needs givin’ (girl)
and i got just the one
something to show you that you are second to none

so all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
it’s easy to do just follow these steps
one
cut a hole in a box
two
put your junk in that box
three
make her open the box
and that’s the way you do it

it’s my dick in a box (my dick in a box babe)
it’s my dick in a box (my dick in a box girl)

christmas
dick in a box
hanukkah
dick in a box
kwanza
a dick in a box
every single holiday
a dick in a box

over at your parent’s house
a dick in a box
midday at the grocery store
a dick in a box
backstage at the ???
a dick in a box
yeah well well well well well
(a dick in a box)
(a dick in a box)